Do not ask me where this came from. Do not kill me. I hate myself a little right now.

Title: Tether
Fandom: TBBT
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 3710
Warnings: emo angst, sexual references, language
Summary: Sheldon and Penny break up. Yeah, I know.

( Now how could you possibly know that? )